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Music video conventions (MuVidCons)
Left to right, top to bottom:Jeffrey Tambor in the Ghostbusters video
Avril Lavigne in that Treble Charger video
Where'd you go, Dissolvey?
Old cars
Reg-mo/Fast-mo/McLachlan
Ma$e-in'
Missy Fisheye
Ma$elord Mutha Mutha
Recliner in space
Slo-mo playback thing
Pre-vid story
All-vid story
O'Connell!
Cameo
Vicky Vale, Vicky Vale
Orser and Boitano
Not a gay thing
Boobsuit riot
Graham as the Telus Gecko
Graham's gut (watch the video here)
A Folgers commercial (with Rockapella!)
America Or Burst
The Balki Jesus
Two new Blokes
Canadian Blokes?
Left to right, top to bottom:That Canadian Guy, Peter Mansbridge, Tie Domi, Mark Messier, Hugh Dillon, Master T, Maestro Fresh Wes, Snow, MadChild, Roch Voisine, Stu Hart, Bret Hart, Don Cherry
George "The Animal" Steele
Our superfan, Darren Aronofsky
X-Files Stuntcast
Corrections: The actor who played J. Jonah Jameson is J.K. Simmons.
Canadian blokes?
ReplyDeleteBill Shatner. He likes horses, but he's Bill fucking Shatner.
Another great podcast, guys. I was amused to realize that Graham was pronouncing "faux fur" as "fox fur."
ReplyDeleteI might have a different idea of blokiness than you guys, but would Leonard Cohen qualify as a Canadian bloke? He's got a cool, self-assured, masculine vibe, don't you think? Or does all the poetry writing count against him?
If not Cohen, how about Mordecai Richler? Or, if you want to reach back a few decades, Lorne Greene?
I don't know if you follow the British Premier League at all, but what about Chelsea FC Captain John Terry?
ReplyDeletej lo actually wore fur from FOXES on her eyelashes to the oscars a couple years back. but faux is funnier.
ReplyDeleteJohn Terry? are you kidding me? Billy Big Boots is far from a bloke. If you have the entire BPL to pick from I would have to put the likes of Jimmy Bullard, Wayne Rooney (bald points), maybe even Gerrard after his recent punch up. Blokes don't slip and loose the champions league final. You know what I don't think any current football player can be a bloke. Former football player, now that is a great bloke quality.
ReplyDeleteAre you honestly gonna sit there and blame a slip on a player? The teams and commentators were saying for days before the match that the pitch was soppy and god awful, and it proceeded to rain for almost the entire 90+ minutes!
ReplyDeleteAnd Wayne Rooney?! Puh-lease. You don't get to be a Bloke just because you're a dog ugly son of a bitch. Besides, he's practically a ballerina just for playing on the same team with the likes of Christiano Ronaldo. Hell, Petr Cech alone is more of a Man than the entire United starting 11.
What's the name of the free voicemail service you use??
ReplyDeleteAre you guys doing a new comedy show now that the Slickety Jim's thing is over?
ReplyDeleteA few answers:
ReplyDelete-Neither of us is currently putting on a comedy show at the moment, but we're both still performing wherever.
-The voicemail service is www.k7.net
-John Terry has a great bloke haircut, but I can't in good conscience approve a soccer player.
-C'mon, no soccer talk.
Did you yourself not talk about playing soccer?
ReplyDeleteLess soccer talk and more Dave talking about Lost. How about a SPY-spinoff Lost podcast, Shumka?
ReplyDeleteOh and speaking of Lost, Kate from Lost is Canadian and she's pretty bad ass. I nominate her.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I realize that athletes are semi-frowned upon but Jerome Iginla is pretty damn blokey.
Some other suggestions: Donald Sutherland and, the most obvious one of all, Corey Haim.
Jeremy Kay said...
ReplyDeleteI have an entry for the League of Blokes.
Bear Hugger from Super-Punchout.
http://gaza.freehosting.net/punchout/spo1.html
He is Canadian, Bald and until you figure out his weak spot (punch him in the face and he freaks out) his defence is almost inpenitrable.
Love the Show,
Yer Pal
Jeremy Kay
January 28, 2009 6:15 AM
I came here for pictures of Graham's gut and all I get is Demi Moore in a painted on bodysuit.
ReplyDeleteAlso, would Milla Jovovich be considered a lady bloke? She's carried some crazy action franchises, and has experience working with Bruce Willis.
Settle down there Last Samurai. I will omit the rebuttal for the sake of the Dave and other bumpers.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, bloke nomination, Peter Weller
I'd like to add the shattering vase to the music video conventions. Whether being thrown against a wall with a slo-mo break during an argument or a slo-mo break when someone knocks it over while falling/collapsing, its among the best of the conventions.
ReplyDeleteMy nomination for Canadian bloke is Les Stroud. He does all the stuff that Bear Grylls does without all of the staying in hotels at night or safety rigs or support crew. He's bald. I don't know about the fighting in a bar, but you have to get some big time points for being able to make a figure-four deadfall trap or being able to field dress a rabbit.
Also, I don't think that a soccer player could ever be a bloke.
Well, here I am. I've finally caught up on all the episodes and feel like its ok to comment now. Fantastic show guys! You are both gentlemen and scholars. Or you could take the titles separately; but each of you gets one because sharing is caring.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe nobody has mentioned this bloke...Telly Savalas. I don't care that he's not Canadian; its Kojak!
seriously, where's Graham's gut video?
ReplyDeleteThe Monster Truck world finals occur every year in Las Vegas, gosh, what are you stupid or something?
ReplyDeleteAlso the world finals are super quick, it's just two turns and one jump, so anyone can win. But anyone worth their mullet can tell you that it's all about the freestyle when it comes to being successful and selling bad ass skull t-shirts, and that's where the 'digger can't be beat boy!
I'm not sure why nobody has mentioned this....
ReplyDeletehttp://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/01/26/schneider.monster.trucks.death.cnn?iref=videosearch
Graham may want to reconsider his enthusiasm about going to the monster truck show.
Come on, I suggested Canadian blokes including Don Cherry on Jan 20th. A little credit for the bumpers now and then please. You stink, thanks for nothing.
ReplyDeleteYes, thank you Sheila. We couldn't do it without you.
ReplyDeleteI guess I've been told....I'll go back to supporting you in silence.
ReplyDeleteNo, please Sheila. We're very sorry for not crediting you. We're so very lazy. Keep your support loud and proud, steadfast and true.
ReplyDeleteGentlemen, no need to be sorry. Your humour is a highlight of my week and it keeps getting better and better. I'm considering making Graham and Dave felt handpuppets so I can act out the podcast.
ReplyDeleteI really want to encourage this idea. Do you need some money for felt or googley eyes?
ReplyDeleteGraham's clip!
ReplyDeletehttp://uly.thecomedynetwork.ca/Watch.aspx?id=199
The blokes stuff is becoming the longest running, and least funny, segment of all time.
ReplyDeleteenough blokes! NO FUNNY
Need I remind you you haven't talked about time travel in ages!
Big talk from someone without a name.
ReplyDelete"Need I remind you you haven't talked about time travel in ages!"
And I's without a face.
I couldn't with clear conscience suggest a man as a bloke over merely one comment, but i do confess that i did feel the one known as "kyle" is well on his way for his complaint that, "I came here for pictures of Graham's gut and all I get is Demi Moore in a painted on bodysuit."
ReplyDeleteIf that period had but been an indignant and emphatic "?" i would feel that kyle was two steps along the path; but still, at one step i can't help but remember that every ten thousand mile/bar-fight/death-defiance-moment path to Blokelightenment starts with one small step.
-dontknower
p.s. And despite appearances, that sixteen thousand kilometre mile/bar-fight/death-defiance-moment path that we are forced to endure in Canada and the rest of the world is in fact no longer than that 10k-er that those in the US still travel.
p.p.s. I will clarify that though it should go without clarification, the "bar-fight" element of Blokitude refers /not/ to being in; but rather being /with/in, around, or preventing. Now /that's/ true Blokitude! (The grounds upon which i would have suggested Gandhi were he still with us, but alas death is as exclusionary as is Andy Capp's fictionality.)
last p.s. I shake my fist due universal north at the Bloke Gods (and don't pretend there aren't any; have you read some of the behaviours of the old Norse or Greek gods, to name but two sets?) and shout from the now-anguished depths of my soul "Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?" when i contemplate their exclusion of the fictional despite the very personification of said Andrew Capp, our very own beloved Graham.
actually the last p.s. I guess Harem Scarem was right: There is no justice in the world.